OMG TV moment

[figmo]

My TV turned on to "Sara's Secrets" on the Food Network. She was making a meal that was supposed to be for "both vegetarians and carnivores." One of the items she made was two versions of a savory strada. When she went to plate it, she first stuck her spatula in the sausage-laden strada, then, without cleaning the spatula, stuck it into the vegetarian strada.

I blurted out "Oh my gawd!" so loudly I awoke Warren, who was sound asleep two rooms down with the door closed.

For those of you who aren't chefs, if you're feeding a vegetarian, that's like dipping your spatula in poison before serving your guests.

Comments

[figmo.livejournal.com]

Meat won't kill a vegetarian, and vice versa.

Depends upon the carnivore and the vegetarian. I can think of at least one carnivore who'd have been in the hospital from the sausage-laden strada, and if someone were to flip a Gardenburger_TM with a spatula and then use it on my burger, I'd be in the hospital, fighting for my life.