She asked "Where's the Beef?" They gave her The Finger.

[figmo]

I swear I didn't make this up.

Even grosser, this is the Wendy's nearest to KLIV. I have eaten food from there many times.

OTOH, I will be kind and not subject you to the endless puns that have been flowing from me and my co-workers at both jobs all week.

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[mike-van-pelt.livejournal.com]

Sounds like this one might be a fraud, though. The person who "found" the finger has made something of a mini-career out of suing various companies, and an article in the Murky Snooze says authorities have a line on how she might have gotten access to a piece of finger. DNA tests to verify that theory are in progress.