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[figmo]

Stolen from chriso:

Make a list of all the paying jobs you've had.

In order from the most recently acquired:

Technical Writer
Contract Technical Writer
Senior Technical Writer
Lead Technical Writer
News Anchor/Reporter
Traffic Anchor/Reporter
Senior Contract Technical Writer
Board Operator
Development Group (member of)
Communications Programmer
System Support Manager
Sales Clerk (at a fabric store)
Programming Consultant
Cashier (Columbia U. Bookstore)
Sales Associate (at a copy center)
Psychology Study Test Subject
Dietary Study Test Subject
Staff, Music Listening Room (Hofstra U., off the books)
"Desk Sitter" at NY Jets Summer Training Camp
"Desk Sitter" in student dormitory (front desk security)
Staff, Hofstra Library (two different jobs at the library)
Waitress (Washington House, Mount Holly, NJ)
Inventory Clerk (Pomeroy's, Willingboro, NJ)
Temporary Night Bagger (Woolco, Willingboro, NJ)
Dental Assistant (Dad's office)
Teen Fashion Model (Pomeroy's, Willingboro, NJ)
Billing (for Dad's office)

Comments

[poltr1]

Ooh, this is a good meme! I'm not so sure on the job titles; I guess it depends on who you ask. Some of them I don't even list on my resume because they're either too old or too short.

Consultant
Systems Programmer/Analyst
Freelance Web Developer
Multi-level Marketing participant (couldn't sponsor anyone in 2 yrs)
Sr. Programmer/Analyst
Programmer/Analyst
Data Entry Temp (Norrell)
Caterer (SUNY/Buffalo's food service catering unit)
SAS/Graph Programmer (assisting a doctoral dissertation student)
Graphics Consultant (Student assistant at SUNY/Buffalo)
Remote Batch Terminal Operator (Student assistant at SUNY/Buffalo)
Paperboy (aka Newspaper Carrier)

Now, with all that experience under my belt.....who's gonna hire me? I'm a jack of all trades, and master of none. Unfortunately, that's not what the market wants or needs right now. :-(