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[figmo]

Stolen from chriso:

Make a list of all the paying jobs you've had.

In order from the most recently acquired:

Technical Writer
Contract Technical Writer
Senior Technical Writer
Lead Technical Writer
News Anchor/Reporter
Traffic Anchor/Reporter
Senior Contract Technical Writer
Board Operator
Development Group (member of)
Communications Programmer
System Support Manager
Sales Clerk (at a fabric store)
Programming Consultant
Cashier (Columbia U. Bookstore)
Sales Associate (at a copy center)
Psychology Study Test Subject
Dietary Study Test Subject
Staff, Music Listening Room (Hofstra U., off the books)
"Desk Sitter" at NY Jets Summer Training Camp
"Desk Sitter" in student dormitory (front desk security)
Staff, Hofstra Library (two different jobs at the library)
Waitress (Washington House, Mount Holly, NJ)
Inventory Clerk (Pomeroy's, Willingboro, NJ)
Temporary Night Bagger (Woolco, Willingboro, NJ)
Dental Assistant (Dad's office)
Teen Fashion Model (Pomeroy's, Willingboro, NJ)
Billing (for Dad's office)

Comments

[hrrunka]

Hmmm... I think you knock my list into a cocked hat... ;)

Computer programmer (which hides a multitude of sins...)
Geophysicist
Gemstone cutter/buyer

That's it.

[poltr1]

Ooh, this is a good meme! I'm not so sure on the job titles; I guess it depends on who you ask. Some of them I don't even list on my resume because they're either too old or too short.

Consultant
Systems Programmer/Analyst
Freelance Web Developer
Multi-level Marketing participant (couldn't sponsor anyone in 2 yrs)
Sr. Programmer/Analyst
Programmer/Analyst
Data Entry Temp (Norrell)
Caterer (SUNY/Buffalo's food service catering unit)
SAS/Graph Programmer (assisting a doctoral dissertation student)
Graphics Consultant (Student assistant at SUNY/Buffalo)
Remote Batch Terminal Operator (Student assistant at SUNY/Buffalo)
Paperboy (aka Newspaper Carrier)

Now, with all that experience under my belt.....who's gonna hire me? I'm a jack of all trades, and master of none. Unfortunately, that's not what the market wants or needs right now. :-(

[gailg.livejournal.com]

Okay, let's see...

Office clerk (temporary)
Word processor (temporary)
Poll Clerk (Alameda County Registrar of Voters)
Technical Publications Consultant (Fogbreak Software)
Senior Technical Writer (contractor)
Senior Technical Writer (Wink Communications)
Technical Writer (Wink Communications)
Technical Writer II (Sybase)
Technical Writer (Sybase)
Software Tester (Geoworks)
Word Processor (CEP/MedAmerica)
Word Processor (temporary)
Secretary (PSDI)
Administrative Assistant (American Cancer Society)
Secretary (temporary)
Receptionist (Corporate Interiors)
Telephone Interviewer (Decision Research Corporation)
Clerk (Fort Monmouth Technical Library)
Clerk (Fort Monmouth Travel Pay)
Library Assistant (Brandeis University)
Food Service (Brandeis University)
Clerk (Fort Monmouth Configuration Management)
Clerk (arcade at Long Branch pier)
Counter Help (an ice cream place)
Waitress (an Italian restaurant)
Food Service (University of Hartford)
Babysitter
Mother's Helper

Jobs? What Jobs?

[aunty_marion]

Hmmmm.... [DIGS OUT C.V. AND RUMMAGES IN MEMORY]

MIS Administrator (Brent Adult Education Service)
Database Assistant (Task Force Pro Libra)
Data input/library shelver (Department of Environment) (temp)
Typist (Royal National Institute for the Deaf) (temp)
Library Assistant/Typist (Consumers' Association)
Clerk Typist (American Bureau of Shipping)
Typist (Nissho Iwai Corp)
Secretary/Girl Friday (Japan Broadcasting Corporation, NHK)
Warehouse Assistant (Underwoods Cash Chemists)

Doesn't look much, somehow....