Flat farking broke

[figmo]

Someone sucked all the money out of my savings and checking accounts today. My E*Trade account is about to get seized by the state for back taxes they think I owe (my accountant is still working on the returns for the last three years due to discrepancies on E*Trade's part during my "day trading" days). I suspect it's the looney guy from the CA Franchise Tax Board.

I don't know what to do. How the hell am I supposed to pay bills when I can't write checks or put the funds in for the folks who are supposed to auto-suck them? Do I need a tax lawyer? Do I need a bankruptcy lawyer?

I'm terrified.

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Re: well, hell

[figmo.livejournal.com]

This is just so effing frustrating. I did call the FTB yesterday, which is when I found out the guy on my case (yes, I know his name) only works 7am-5pm M-Th. Since Monday's a state holiday, I can't do a thing till 7am Tuesday, and you can bet I'll be on the phone at 7:05am that day.