From one of my mailing lists

[figmo]

Re: "Freedom Fries"

Person 1: But there's a tradition behind it. Does "Liberty Cabbage" [in lieu of sauerkraut] ring a bell?

Person 2: Also the ever popular "Liberty Measles."

Me: I think I'll have some "Liberty Pancakes" for breakfast with some "Freedom Roast" coffee with "Freedom Vanilla" sugar-free Torani syrup in it.

Comments

[adamselzer.livejournal.com]

Here's the difference between Liberty Cabbage and Freedom Fries.

We were at war with Germany.
We are not at war with France.

[kayshapero]

Also Freedom Fries won't give you gas. (Might make you fat though.)

[figmo.livejournal.com]

Point taken.

OTOH, "Liberty Measles" cracks me up.