Some quotes from Warren

[figmo]

"The 'Crate and Barrel' store at Santana Row is open despite yesterday's eight-alarm fire, but all the employees are wearing 'Depends' because crews are still putting out fires next door."

"I tried watching 'Teletubbies,' but I couldn't figure out the plot."

"Lady's growing too fast. Tomorrow I need to go out and buy her some Chesterfields."

Comments

[figmo.livejournal.com]

Ask him yourself: wsjswara@yahoo.com -- just tell him where you got the quote and that you're a friend of mine.

(You two have got to meet.)