It's Green: Some Hints

[figmo]

1. It is not and has never been alive.
2. It was sort of a forest or kelly green.
3. It did not involve anything coming from a facial orifice (it's not phlegm).
4. It has never been edible.
5. My dog is still white.

Comments

[scottscidmore.livejournal.com]

It is good to hear that your dog is not {bright green and considerd edible}.

Hard or soft? Simple or complex?

[figmo.livejournal.com]

Hard or soft? Simple or complex?

How should I know? I didn't touch it!

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

Just to clarify, does the "never been alive" exclude plants/flowers, too?

If so... hm. Something involving an LED?

An alternative Santa hat?

A cute stuffed animal of some sort?

[emberleo.livejournal.com]

LOVE your icon!

--Ember--

[figmo.livejournal.com]

None of the above.

[mrlogic.livejournal.com]

I repeat my question from the other thread: was it a dog by-product of some kind? (Taken from a hint on the other thread that the dog was somehow involved.

[figmo.livejournal.com]

I repeat my question from the other thread: was it a dog by-product of some kind?

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!!

[mrlogic.livejournal.com]

And since you said it didn't come out of a facial orifice, that doesn't leave many places for it to have come out of.

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwww. Why was he holding something like that in his hand?

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

And I thought my guess of 'phlegm' was offputting!

[figmo.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which is grosser. I wouldn't want to touch either with...well, I wouldn't want to touch either, let alone take a closer look!

[figmo.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwww. Why was he holding something like that in his hand?

You're asking me???!? Your reaction was identical to mine, except mine involved the phrase, "Get that thing the f*** out of here!"

[keristor.livejournal.com]

It was a toy which your dog chewed to death?

[figmo.livejournal.com]

Not quite. It was the byproduct of something she was supposed to chew -- and did.

[patoadam]

She chewed something green, and produced a green byproduct.

But would Warren hold green dog poop in his bare hand?

[figmo.livejournal.com]

He had it in a piece of paper towel or toilet paper.

Still...eeeeuw....

[scottscidmore.livejournal.com]

If she was supposed to chew it, it was edible in a sense, especially in dog terms. You cheated, I'm going off and pout ;-)

Green poop

[(Anonymous)]

In babies of a certain age, it could be any color. We think a certain turquoise batch in my eldest was due to being fed Fruit Loops cereal. It almost looked "electric" As they get older and more efficient with digestion, it takes something more dramatic to affect the color to a lesser degree.

--- Robin

[aliza250.livejournal.com]

(haven't read any other guesses.)

A green LEGO block?

[aliza250.livejournal.com]

OK, I've read the thread now.

Ewwwww.

I won't nit-pick about the huge numbers of living and dead bacteria in an average poop.