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[personal profile] figmo
Yesterday my boss was wearing a v-neck sweater over a t-shirt. Eventually he got hot enough that he took the sweater off.

I kept choking back what I was thinking....

I kept wanting to say, "You're perfectly dressed for a car accident because you're wearing your good underwear. That way when the ambulance comes, they'll know you came from a good home."

Date: 2004-12-15 08:30 pm (UTC)
howeird: (captain)
From: [personal profile] howeird
What [livejournal.com profile] spiritdance said, plus if he's in a car accident that's bad enough for the ambulance, there'll probably be blood on the T-shirt. Better to wear dirty underwear when you're planning to wreck the car, so you don't ruin your good underwear.

The (IMHO) right reason to wear clean underwear (besides the obvious health ones) is who knows? you might get lucky[TM]

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