Happy Day of Atonement -- NOT!

I have been very busy finishing up my contract, which is why I haven't posted. My friend Bruce had his SO, sroth call last Wednesday to tell me Bruce had laryngitis and was really sick and wasn't going to make it to services. I got so caught up in hitting a deadline I missed services as well. I figured "Oh well, I'll catch them tomorrow" and went to bed around midnight.

At 3am i awoke with crushing chest pains. The pain was radiating to my back and spreading down my left arm. I figured this was God getting back at me for not going to services. I looked up the symptoms of "women's heart attacks" and my symptoms matched. I got out of bed and noticed Warren was still up, so I told him I felt I needed to go to the emergency room. ( The rest of my hospital adventure is behind the cut-tag. You probably want to read this, but if I didn't do this someone would complain about my post being too long. )

Drain Bamage meme

Ganked from the honeymooning chatworthy....

1. I'll respond with something random* about you.
   
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
   
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
   
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
   
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
   
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
   
7. I'll ask you something that I wonder about you.
   
8. Then you do the same on your LJ. See.

*random here meaning unplanned.