My entry in a 419 spam haiku contest

[figmo]

My name is Jerry.
I'm from Nigeeria*; a
Student who can't spell

I am an orphan
My father, in the uprise,
Assasinated

Twenty-five million
In U. S. dollars awaits
My inheritance

Your good assistance
And your bank account numbers
Will make me richer

I'll give ten percent
If you prove gunuity*
Please be our partner

We await your word
Africa is no longer condusive
For us to stay here
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*"Nigeeria" and "gunuity" came from actual spam letters I've received.