Best lines from Warren's hospital visit
At one point we overheard something along the lines of the following in the room next door:
Doctor: Do you have any history of heart trouble?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Has anyone in your family, such as your brothers, sisters, or parents, ever had any heart trouble?
Patient: I don't have any brothers or sisters. My parents never had any heart trouble, but my father died of a heart attack.
Doctor: I'd say that's "heart trouble."
Doctor: Do you have any history of heart trouble?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Has anyone in your family, such as your brothers, sisters, or parents, ever had any heart trouble?
Patient: I don't have any brothers or sisters. My parents never had any heart trouble, but my father died of a heart attack.
Doctor: I'd say that's "heart trouble."
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But it's still a funny story.
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Did we ever tell you the story of our ER visits in England?