Sure, though I have to put it behind an LJ cut. Okay, here's the story:
Two mates are camping in the jungle and deep in the middle of one night, one wakes up the other. "Did you hear that?" the bloke says.
"Hear wha—" and then they listen to this low growl.
"That's a tiger!" says the first man. His mate reaches under his bunk and takes out his sneakers and socks. Another growl comes, closer.
"What are you doing??" the first man says. His mate just puts on one sock and sneaker. There's a third growl, from behind the tent, on the other side of the entrance. "You can't outrun a tiger? You're crazy!"
The mate finishes lacing up the second sneaker and, just as he's at the front flap of the tent, turns back. "I don't have to outrun the tiger."
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Date: 2003-10-05 04:20 pm (UTC)Two mates are camping in the jungle and deep in the middle of one night, one wakes up the other. "Did you hear that?" the bloke says.
"Hear wha—" and then they listen to this low growl.
"That's a tiger!" says the first man. His mate reaches under his bunk and takes out his sneakers and socks. Another growl comes, closer.
"What are you doing??" the first man says. His mate just puts on one sock and sneaker. There's a third growl, from behind the tent, on the other side of the entrance. "You can't outrun a tiger? You're crazy!"
The mate finishes lacing up the second sneaker and, just as he's at the front flap of the tent, turns back. "I don't have to outrun the tiger."