A stinky job posting

[figmo]

This showed up on a jobs list I'm on....

From: aravali_jobs@yahoo.com
Subject: [jimsjobs] (jobs) - B.O. designer needed - 3 months - Southern California
Date: September 24, 2004 10:01:59 AM PDT
To: jimsjobs@yahoogroups.com


Hello all,

We are looking for a senior B.O candidate with 6-7 years of solid
B.O. design experience, who has `universe design experience' and
just not reports.
Must have worked on 6.1 and above. Lead experience is a plus.
Web intelligence is a must

3 months project at Southern California
Start date: 9/21/04

Please rush your resume with rate and contact information

Thanks
Nathan
Aravali Technologies Inc

Yeesh. I want someone who can design it so I don't have B.O.!

Comments

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

I know someone who had botox injections to put an end to her underarm sweating. presumably that would kill BO as well.

[artbeco.livejournal.com]

Gotta love the english used as well. Gee, let's see, they want 7 years solid experience with web and lead experience aaaaand it's a three month project in So Cal. Yeeaaaah. Just hold those candidates back. Yup. There'll be lots of takers for that one. Not to mention that BO problem...

[poltr1]

I hate it when people use acronyms and don't explain what they mean! If they mean "Business Objects" then they should say so.

[madfilkentist]

Universe design experience? That must mean they want God!