"it's not a hand, and it's not even a foot -- it's six inches."

Oh. My. My cow-orkers would never get that one even if I explained it, so they now think I'm strange. Stranger.

I like the sound of your meals (I have no idea where to get grape jelly in this country otherwise I'd try the meatballs). I've never had quince either.

The thing that annoys me about Dysons is they made them the wrong shape. A Dyson should be a sphere...