Tell me about it. I got into some minor trouble in my distant youth and had to explain the SCA, and the fact that I only know Sir thus-and-such as Sir thus-and-such (but I do have his phone number), to certain officers of the court system. Then I had to do it all over again to get permission to go to an upcoming war.

The thought of having to go through that round of explanations again is a major factor in keeping me out of trouble since then.

Well, that and the whole growing up thing.